Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Another Day, Another Limbaugh Drug Bust

The Courtney Love of American politics has struck again. He was detained at Palm Beach International Airport for carrying Viagra without a prescription.

You know, there are a lot of places where you can carry your prescription drugs without a prescription. Unless you have a bucket of them, most police aren't going to run you in for illegal attempts to get a boner.

But if you carry illegal contraband of any kind to the airport, then you are clearly so dumb that you need to be locked up for your own protection. The odds are that one day, you will look at a key and an electrical outlet and think "Those would fit together pretty well", or simply say "Breathing? How do I do that?"

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