Is your head a warehouse of useless information? I know mine is...
Put it to good use tonight at 7 PM at the Flying Saucer downtown.
To all those who didn't show up last night... We could have used your help! Some of those questions were absurd. "Hibernation is dormancy in the winter. What is dormancy in the summer called?" (Estivation, if memory serves).
We didn't get much at all right in the first round. Particularly sad was the fact that we nailed the Gilligan's Island question but dropped the ball on A Tale of Two Cities.
We gained some ground in the second and third rounds, though, and we got some bonus points when I ordered a Sam Adams.
What did we accomplish? We proved the Buffalo Theory. It's a matter of natural selection. In a buffalo herd, there are always weaker, slower buffalo that slow down the rest of the herd. Once a predator picks off those slower ones, the herd moves more effectively.
So once I ordered that Sam Adams and a couple of Guinesses, I killed off the slower brain cells, allowing the ones remaining to move more effectively.
We didn't win. Afterward, I closed down two bars with Pam and Rebecca. We had a great time.
Pam, Sarah, Rebecca,
Fortune farts in our faces. TONIGHT I see the Burt Reynolds Miller Beer commercial...