The president gave an address in the Rose Garden this morning laying out his new economic agenda going into the fall midterms.
"With this plan," he said, "we'll be able to guarantee the future of freedom and liberty for all Amurrkans."
"See," he said, pausing for dramatic effect, "this Nigerian fellow contacted me. He told me that his bank was looking after the accounts of a wealthy man that just died. His name was Bush too, so I gave him access to our accounts to launder it through."
At this point, Press Secretary Tony Snow stepped in and said "We will not be taking any questions at this time."
So there you have it.
*Satire... Kind of. It makes as much sense as supply side economics.