Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye!

Adios Joe, you festering turd of a Senator.

I hope you carry your fond memories of your appearances on Hannity & Colmes with you as you begin this next stage in your life... You know, your retirement.

And may your crock of shit of a dying gasp be a warning to all who tread your path, including Harold Ford Jr. Anything to add, Pam?

Pam: Well, Joe may not go down so bad after all... Doesn't Congress have a great pension plan? You know, the kind you can only get in Congress in nowadays...

Rick: Thanks to Ol' Joe, that is. I'm sure the Dubya Administration will take care of you. Is Halliburton hiring? By the way, I should thank you for one thing. I'm getting slowly toasted surrounded by beautiful women at your retirement party.

Anything more, Pam?

Pam: Oh, but dear... Halliburton is hiring! They have plenty of positions open in Iraq... I've hear that they also have a great retirement plan -and benefits-- but chances are you would not survive the suicide bombing attacks to reap the rewards. Sad, but true.

Rick: And the good news is that Joe will truly get to enjoy the fruits of his labors!

Go to hell, Joe. Or Jersey. There's not much of a difference, and I'm content with you going to whichever is closer. Pam?

Pam: Farewell Joe. And to rest of the Lieberman act-alike, take notes. You may be next...

Rick: Joe, Joe, Joe... I should tell you that you have indeed brought me joy. Watching you lose tonight has made me as happy as a Frenchman working in a white flag factory.

Pam: Or in my case, W eating a pretzel...

Hasta la vista, motherf*cker!!

Rick: You said it, baby.

44 comments:

Sarah said...

To anyone ready to claim that these ludicrous comments must have been penned under the influence of much beer, I am here to assure you that, though the comments are not, as you so haughtily claim, ludicrous, they most certainly were written with beer in hand.

Rebecca said...

The title of this blog reminds of the Tide pen commercial featuring the oh so annoying Kelly Ripa.

Freedonian said...

Kelly Ripa? I wouldn't kick her out of bed. You know, unless she cut a really bad one.

Beer? Moi? Surely you jest, Sarah!

Sarah said...

Ripa? Good thing you wouldn't kick her out of bed! She would surely break something in the 2 foot fall!

Freedonian said...

Thankfully, she doesn't have to take that chance. Unless she's had bratwurst for dinner or something. She's no Pam or anything, but she's not half bad.

Freedonian said...

Is gooder to be me.

Freedonian said...

That was the every lovely Pam. And yes, it is indeed gooder to be her.

Freedonian said...

But then again, there's Kelly Ripa without the bratwurst, or our waitress tonight with those muscular legs... Nah. Still gooder to be Pam.

David Holt said...

Damn drinking liberallyers...

David Holt said...

How can you jest at a time like this? Lieberman is gone? Democracy and bipartisanship and tolerance and respect and civility are dead. Woe is me!!!

Freedonian said...

Jest? Have you seen Pam in this top? I assure you, I'm completely serious!

David Holt said...

No I can't say that I have. I did see Sarah's hair in the picture at the top of the page though. Whew... Sexy... If we weren't both married...

Freedonian said...

Screw bipartisanship the Lieberman way. Let take back Congress and then we can talk about bipartisan-crap... Our way.

As for the other qualities you mention, my dear Dave, the only think I ask is: What are you drinking?

And why are we not with you?

Pam.

Freedonian said...

Yeah, well if you haven't seen Pam in this top, I can only say that you have my sympathies.

Beer, Liberman getting his dick knocked in the dirt, and Pam in a low cut top... Who could ask for more?

Is this... Heaven???

David Holt said...

Because I am not cool or sexy enough to be in your presence.

Freedonian said...

No shit, sherlock. But man, you really should have seen Pam tonight? I'm losing the keys to those handcuffs...

Freedonian said...

But Dave, you could be one of us, if you were to volunteer your wisdom and talents to our Tuesday night Trivia cause.

Seriously, we are getting matching jackets for the team...

Pam

Freedonian said...

And handcuffs. Don't forget the handcuffs. Very important.

Freedonian said...

Lieberman, handcuffs... Wait a second, shouldn't that be Tom Hot-tub" Delay? Or Karl "Brain" Rove? or... the list is too long and I just don't have the attention span to name them all tonight...

Freedonian said...

Oh Dave, and before I forget, you could be really, really cool and apply for the 3rd person open position in our upcoming threesome...

Now don't go around saying now that I didn't invite you...

Pam

Freedonian said...

Obviously women... ANY women with the possible exception of Condi Rice are encouraged, perhaps even BEGGED to apply first.

Come on, Coulter... You know you want it.

Freedonian said...

Wow, wow, wow... you set the standard way to low on Coulter, and I am withdrawing participation in protest.

As Bolton said it best: "My moral beliefs..." would not allow me to endorse this behaviour.

How are you getting back on my good graces Freed?

Pam

Freedonian said...

Um... I found the keys? (Ha! She'll believe anything...)

Freedonian said...

Sure I won't fall for that, since you just posted it...

And the treshold is getting higher and higher.

Pam

Freedonian said...

*Sigh* Damn thinking out loud...

Good night. Unless our waitress with the totally muscular (But totally hot) legs comes back over here, mine won't be...

Check back tomorrow. Maybe tomorrow will be better.

The sun will come out... Tomorrow... (Ha! Planted that song in your head! Who's a bigger asshole than me??? Yeah, baby! Yeah!)

David Holt said...

Pam, I'd be glad to apply, providing that one of the current members of that group was changed. I love ya Rick, but you ain't my type.

Freedonian said...

Et tu, Brute?

LeftWingCracker said...

Dave could always dress up like Kelly Ripa.

Ewwww, I even offended myself with that remark, sorry!

Anonymous said...

How did I miss this party? It looks like y'all had some fun.

Dabney

Pam said...

So, Freed, did the sun come up today ater all?

Dabney: We play trivia every Tuesday at the Saucer. You are always welcome to jon us!

Rebecca said...

I think the Kelly Ripa thing has gone on way too long.

Pam said...

Yeah, and you started that. Thanks...

Freedonian said...

Rebecca, that's only because you've never seen David when he's dressed up as Kelly Ripa. It might be more convincing without the mustache...

Freedonian said...

Pam, not only did the sun come up, but it's shining beautifully in the sky. After all, I've found a new song to annoy you with.

"Every night in my dreams,
I see you, I feel you..."

Pam said...

And I will make you pay for that. I am plotting my revenge as I type...

Freedonian said...

Dabney,

We'll have to fix that. Don't miss the next one!

Every Tuesday night, 7 PM, The Flying Saucer Downtown. We could have used the extra brainpower last night--- We lost, then actually managed to miss a playoff question for third place.

Freedonian said...

"You're here,
There's nothing to fear..."

Former VS Employee said...

Damn Rick how drunk did you get?

Freedonian said...

Pretty drunk.

David Holt said...

Drunk enough that he ran down Beale St. in a silk Teddy while singing "My Heart Will Go On." It was really sad.

Freedonian said...

I assure you, it was strictly a comfort thing.

LeftWingCracker said...

Silk's just NOT your fabric, dude...

Freedonian said...

This one goes out to my lovely blogging partner, Pam.

This one's for you, babe.

Rebecca said...

I sincerely apologize Pam. :-( Please forgive me.