...I just wanted to show what was on the minds of the voters.
'Twas the week of election and all through the city
The voters were agrumble; Their choices were shitty
I convened with liberals both meek and hardy
To doff beer downtown at the State of the Union Party
As the party broke up, some went to Huey's
(Breaking rhyme pattern because what rhymes with Huey's?)
Spence poster on the window, brochures at the door
And more than a few wadded up on the floor
And what to my wondering eyes did appear
When I stepped to the urinal to return rented beer?