Okay, once you get past the initial guffaws that reading that Angelina Jolie is now a member of the Council On Foreign Relations will surely inspire, it's not a bad move. Her work on behalf of AIDS orphans, refugees, famine victims, and disaster victims is certainly great, and lends a much-needed layer of activism to a group known primarily for more distanced academia.
Plus, we might finally get some much needed swimsuit pictures in the informative but dry Foreign Affairs.
Now, I will continue on my drive to get her to adopt Britney Spears' children and perhaps Anna Nicle Smith's baby as well.
Said member Carol Adelman: "It's not like Paris Hilton is being nominated."