My father loved the old TV show "Married With Children". There was an old episode of the show where Al and Peggy Bundy went to a hotel that their neighbors Marcy and Steve used in an effort to"spice up" the old marriage. After having sex, they popped in the complimentary porn video the hotel managers gave them as they signed in, and saw that it was Steve and Marcy. Unwittingly, every person that stayed there had been videotaped in their rooms. Both couples sued the hotel. Steve and Marcy got damages, but Al and Peggy got nothing--- The sex act was so brief that no one could verify that it actually happened.
So... Does Vilsack's candidacy even count as a campaign? Or just an idea?
Update: I should have looked before I posted. Brother Cracker got there a little bit ahead of me. Despite his kindness in the comments here, his is better.