WHEREAS, Stacy Campfield passed this drivel off as his own work,
WHEREAS, Roger Abramson's sharp eye points us to the original source of Campfield's "creativity",
WHEREAS, the brilliant and lovely Brittney Gilbert brought it to our attention,
BE IT RESOLVED BY THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES OF THE ONE HUNDRED FIFTH GENERAL ASSEMBLY OF THE STATE OF TENNESSEE that Representative Stacey Campfield is recognized as the blight on the 18th district that he is.
BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED that the State of Tennessee strongly condemns plagiarizing hacks.
BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED that the State of Tennessee recognizes the word "Campfield" to be used as a verb, meaning "to screw up incessantly due to sheer nuttery and/or a lack of intelligence", with alternate definition "to pass someone else's work off as your own".