After having missed much of the last three weeks due to illness, State Senator Ophelia Ford has come roaring back with a piece of legislation that will enrich the lives of all of her fortunate constituents---
A resolution honoring Justin Timberlake.
Sad to note that on the list of his accomplishments, she left off "Dick In a Box".
BE IT RESOLVED BY THE SENATE OF THE ONE HUNDRED FIFTH GENERAL ASSEMBLY OF THE STATE OF TENNESSEE, THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES CONCURRING, that we hereby honor and commend Mr. Justin Timberlake on his highly successful music career and for his meritorious service to the State of Tennessee and extend to him our best wishes for every future success.
Read the full resolution here.
Hat tip to Kleinheider
The Timberlake Resolution, sponsored by District 29's Lady O, was on the consent calendar--- Meaning it would be automatically approved unless someone objected to it.
Well, someone has, so it comes up for a roll call vote tomorrow.
Personally, I've had a change of heart. I can support this bill---Just as soon as they add the "Dick In a Box" amendment.
Again, hat tip to Kleinheider
UPDATE- The "This is Huge!!!" Edition
Vibinc has done us the honor of writing the "Dick In a Box" Amendment.
It is resolved by the Members of the House, Senate and recognized by the citizens of the great state of Tennessee, that the following steps outline a path to greatness.
Step 1. Cut a hole in the box
Step 2. Put your junk in that box
Step 3. Make her open the Box.
That's the way ya do it
It's my dick in a box!
These steps are a testimony to the ingenuity, creativity, and can do attitude of our citizens, and truly captures the spirit of Christmas.