Friday, May 04, 2007

He Wants You To Unbuckle His Bible Belt...


I guess Ted Haggard was busy. That's why the International Bible Reading Association chose the White House's favorite male prostitute, Jeff Gannon, as their spokesman.

The true "money shot", as Gannon might have said while practicing his previous less-than-evangelical profession, comes from the Washington Post's Dana Milbank when he asked Gannon why only 37 of the 600 chairs on the Capitol lawn had been filled for the "Bible Reading Marathon":


"This isn't that kind of event," explained Jeff Gannon, spokesman for the host, the International Bible Reading Association. Gannon, actually a pseudonym for James Guckert, had earned fame in 2005 representing a conservative Web site at White House briefings until it was revealed that he posted nude pictures of himself on the Web to offer his services as a $200-an-hour gay escort.
Let us pray for the power to understand how Gannon made his way from HotMilitaryStud.com to the International Bible Reading Association.

As someone who reads his Bible, all I can say is "Amen".

5 comments:

Edward Frick said...

Hey, move the bible! It obstructs my view of the Promised Land!

Freedonian said...

Ed, this article was almost called "Thy Rod and Thy Staff..."

Anonymous said...

Ed - whats with you doing that to nancy?

Anonymous said...

opps wrong guy

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