President Bush is revisiting NashVegas today, the scene of one of the all time legendary Bushisms--- The infamous “Fool Me Once” speech--- to focus on how he helps small businesses.
You know--- Like that tiny Mom and Pop operation Halliburton.
But he claims to do a lot for small businesses, so I decided to make a list of small businesses that do benefit from his policies.
- Prosthetic limb manufacturers
- Coffin makers
- Bankruptcy attorneys
- Business liquidators
- Foreclosure specialists
See? We've gotta give credit where it's due.