Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Have You Seen This Man?

He was last seen wandering around the Hart Senate Building in Washington DC saying:

“Marriage is a core institution of societies throughout the world and throughout history. It's something that has provided permanence and stability for our very social structure.”


We still don't know where he's hiding, but at least we know why. He better be wearing one seriously heavy duty cup under that diaper.

“I’m a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary . . . If he does something like that, I’m walking away with one thing, and it’s not alimony, trust me.”

Wendy Vitter during the Monica Lewinsky scandal


autoegocrat said...

Umm... One cannot exactly un-see something like that.

I'm going to have to get you back for that.

Freedonian said...

I'll be sweating that. The payback should probably be something pretty terrible.